I almost didnt write to you, because Daddy says that I am always bad... but Mommy says that I am always good. I was really confused about whether or not I am bad or good, but Mommy said to go ahead and write because I have been a good boy. I dont know what my Mommy wants, but as for me.... I want:
-A new Pet Flys carrier (In the mini size, in red and black, with skulls on it!!). To be exact, I want this one:
-This really cool dog bed that my mommy showed me online... this is what it looks like, incase you want to build it by hand for me:
-A really nice book for my mommy to read to me, called Small Dogs Big Hearts.
-I want this really neat Juicy Couture bag to ride in when we go to the store:
(I know this is more for my Mom, but she has to look good while carrying me about too!!)
-I want a 6lb bag of Innova EVO to last me for another three months... and if you could, I would also like a bag of Tiny Tots. They are delicious!!
-I want a pair of these boots here:
Could I get them in a size 0, and in the color Charcoal please?
-I would like this matching set of shirts for my Mommy and I. I think we would look so punk rock awesome! Wouldnt you agree, Santa?
-Sorry Santa, I'm almost done! I would like a food dish that looks like this:
With the matching water dish that looks like this:
- And last but not least... please read on, because I really REALLY want this gift over all of the others. I would like a little canine girl to be my sister for Christmas... one that looks just like this:
Thank you for reading this Santa! I appreciate the work that you do, even if Jasper (our horrible cat) tells me that you are not real. I believe in you, and besides... what could Jasper possibly know about anything? I wish you lots of luck and safe travel in your voyage of present delivery, and I will continue to be a good doggy and get through my intermediate puppy class.
Thanks so much Santa! Love, Chimichanga
PS - Oh yeah! I'll leave the milkbones and tin bowl of water on a table right by the tree. That should be a heck of a lot better than milk and cookies! Woof!
Dearest Sandy Paws, How are you? I am fine. I just want you to know that I don't want anything fancy or pirate looking. I don't really need anything at all, but what I really want for Christmas is one of those cute Mint Green Plush Dogs with Squeakers, I even found out where they sold them (well Mommy did because I don't have good thumbs)! I found them at Petsmart in the toys isle. Of course Mommy couldn't understand what I was saying so she bought me a frisbee instead *Humans, seriously*. If you really want me to have a dog-gone christmas you have to buy me one of those 'beware of dog' signs. I mean the dogs at ob. school think I'm puny, even worst Butch (the top dog) thinks I'm a munchkin! I'm only up to his big toe!!!! I would feel much better if I would have that sign, but it's your choice.
Happy holidays Sandy Paws! I still believe in you (unlike my Mommy), Love, Becky (Sammy's imaginary Chihuahua)
PS: I hope you like my Momma's left-over T-bone steak!